Cool Cat Stuff Mug – “Bites the Hand That Feeds Her” | Funny Cat Mugshot
Mugshot of the Infamous Biscuit Bandit
Meet Whiskers Malone, the feline outlaw caught red-pawed in a high-profile kitchen sting operation. Her crime? Biting the hand that feeds her. Literally.
According to eyewitness reports (aka her exasperated human), Whiskers Malone struck without warning during a routine treat transaction. One moment, she was purring sweetly— the next, CHOMP! The victim suffered minor emotional damage but recovered with extra layers of protection (read: oven mitts).
Now serving time in The House of Too Many Second Chances, Whiskers maintains her innocence, claiming the bite was a “misunderstanding” and that her paw slipped. Sure, Whiskers. Sure.
About This Mug:
• Premium Ceramic Construction – Perfect for sipping coffee while plotting your next move.
• Glossy Finish & Vibrant Colors – A mug as bold as its accused.
• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you’ve got bigger messes to clean up.
• Available in 11oz & 15oz Sizes – One for the caffeine addict, one for the decaf lovers.
Whether you’re a fellow cat crime victim or just a fan of mischievous mugshots, this mug is the perfect addition to your collection. Get yours before Whiskers lawyers up!
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use.
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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